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Ultimate Sammich

June 14, 2009

Toasted Detritus Delight

Preparation time = four minutes and thirty-five seconds.


1x Soft white roll

1x Bierwurst slice

1x Monterey Jack cheese slice

1x Vine ripened tomato


Cut the roll in half and toast both halves. Once toasted, butter the bottom, and add bierwurst slice. Slice up tomato and place it on top. Break up cheese and place on top of tomato. Microwave for twenty seconds to melt cheese over tomato. Place top half of roll on top and press down. The heat from the toasted bread will soften the cheese further. Psych yourself up by shouting ‘woo’ and doing a single handclap. Eat.